1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:04,159 Maradona. Maradona... 2 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:06,360 Maradona! 3 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:09,279 Onside! It's Messi! 4 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:11,359 Lionel Messi! 5 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:13,639 Cuts inside. Pele... 6 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:15,079 That's a lovely pass! 7 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:17,880 Carlos Alberto! Oh, my word! 8 00:00:24,080 --> 00:00:27,280 Go-o-o-o-o-o-ol! 9 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,359 Basically - I don't care how fit you are - 10 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:46,959 the human body was not designed to run around at 85 degrees Celsius. 11 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,159 Yeah, erm... Excuse me? Absolutely. 12 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:50,519 I'm sorry, it just wasn't. Right. 13 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:52,559 And the truth is, that's where we're all heading now 14 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:53,919 unless we face up to this, right? 15 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,399 85 degrees CELSIUS? 16 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:56,639 Well, OK, yeah. Right. 17 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,559 So, I think that's probably Fahrenheit. Fair point. 18 00:00:58,560 --> 00:00:59,679 Fuck's sake. 19 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:02,159 85 degrees Celsius, I think you're pretty much on fire. 20 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:04,719 It's another week at BLEEP Oversight headquarters 21 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:08,879 in Miami, and Director of Integrity Ian Fletcher is chairing 22 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:11,639 a sudden meeting of the Strategic Operations Group, 23 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:12,839 or SOG. 24 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,479 I mean, first of all, let's keep calm, shall we? 25 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:16,119 I am calm. Yeah, right. Bueno. 26 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:18,839 I mean, essentially... Thank you, Emily. Yes. 27 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:22,359 You must forgive me, but, really, I have no say in these matters. 28 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:23,479 Right, OK. 29 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:25,759 I mean, basically what they're doing here is they're underlining 30 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:27,319 something we know already. Yeah, 100%. 31 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:30,959 The United Nations Health Agency has shared an advanced copy 32 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:33,519 of a forthcoming report on global heating, 33 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:35,919 which sets out the health risks associated with exercising 34 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,079 in high temperatures. 35 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:40,679 This goes way beyond soccer or sports. 36 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:42,399 Oh, my God. Without a doubt. 37 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:44,519 We're just the canaries in the coal mine here, right? 38 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:45,719 Si. Bueno. 39 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:47,959 So we need to kill this canary before it escapes, yes? 40 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:49,399 Wait, what? 41 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,559 The report concludes that exercising in temperatures 42 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:55,079 above 85 degrees Fahrenheit could involve potentially 43 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:56,839 serious risks to life, 44 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:59,799 and advises strongly against it wherever possible, 45 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:02,839 which could rule out a number of venues at a stroke, 46 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:06,239 including Mexico City, where the opening game and ceremony 47 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:07,439 are due to take place. 48 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:09,999 I don't know where they get this figure from, 85 degrees. 49 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,359 Well, I suppose because... 50 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,639 What do they know about football? They make it up. 51 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:16,079 I mean, looking at average temperatures here, 52 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,039 looks like that would take out Guadalajara too. 53 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:19,119 Right, uh... 54 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,239 OK. Well... No, no, no. 55 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,719 I mean, what are you going to do? It's hot down there. 56 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:23,159 El calor en Mexico es un calor agradable. 57 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:24,279 OK. 58 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:25,999 By the way, it also looks like it would take out New York. 59 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,159 New York? Yep. 60 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:29,159 OK, there you go. Are you kidding? That's insane! 61 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:30,839 Exactly. These guys are based in Geneva. 62 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:32,720 What the fuck do they know about heat? 63 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,759 Meanwhile, Ian's recently arrived assistant, 64 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:40,719 Will Humphries, is hard at work 65 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,559 familiarising himself with his new environment. 66 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:46,719 Yeah, so, I'm Will and I, like, worked with Ian Fletcher 67 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:49,159 at the BBC in London. 68 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:50,799 That's pretty cool. 69 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:55,039 Somehow, Will was Ian's assistant back at the BBC, 70 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:57,519 and now he's found himself here in Miami 71 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:00,159 for reasons that are nothing to do with anything. 72 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,559 Yeah, so my sister really likes tennis players. 73 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:03,839 Right. 74 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,039 Yeah, so she was going out with this guy, like, I don't know, 75 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:07,999 like he's a coach in this big tennis club in Miami, 76 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,559 and, like, he was going to get me a job. 77 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,039 What, as a tennis coach? 78 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:12,759 A tennis coach? Yeah. 79 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:16,519 Yeah. So, like, I CAN play tennis, but, like, I can't really serve. 80 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:17,919 Right, OK. 81 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:20,319 Yeah, I know. Crap. No, but my parents were like, I could come out 82 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,639 here and live with my sister and finally make something of myself. 83 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:24,359 Right. Yeah, but... 84 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,039 So, they actually said that? 85 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,319 Yeah. 86 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:29,319 Yeah, but when I got here, there was, like, this note in her kitchen. 87 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:30,839 Like, they'd gone to Australia. 88 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:33,119 Australia? Yeah. I know. They both had. 89 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:36,039 He'd gone too. So, what happened then? 90 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:39,519 Yeah, so I was going to go back, but then my parents were like, 91 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,439 "No. We know this guy, Eric." 92 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:42,559 Eric. 93 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:43,879 Yeah. "And he's out in Miami." 94 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:45,799 Oh, your parents know Eric Van Dupuytrens? 95 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:47,559 Yeah, Van Du... puytrens, yeah. 96 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:48,839 I mean, so, how? 97 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:50,119 Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. 98 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,839 Like, I think it's something to do with horses. 99 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,359 Horses? Yeah, I think so, yeah. 100 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:54,440 Right. 101 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:58,039 So, the last tournament was in Qatar, right? 102 00:03:58,040 --> 00:03:59,119 Yes. 103 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:00,399 Basically a fucking furnace, right? 104 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,199 Oh, my God. So, how the hell did that work? 105 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,279 Back in the meeting room, the discussion is hotting up. 106 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:05,719 Yes. I mean, Eric... 107 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:06,879 Yes? 108 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,519 As someone who was involved in the whole Qatar, you know, 109 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:09,999 the adventure... Yes. 110 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,239 Right from the beginning, I think. Exactly so. 111 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,959 Is there anything we can learn from that, that could help us here? 112 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:17,399 So, actually, I think Qatar is a different circumstance. 113 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:20,079 Right. It's a special case. 114 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:22,359 There is a saying in Arabic. 115 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:26,400 Fi alsahra' kulu shay' mumkinun, hunak shay' fi alramal. 116 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,679 Right. 117 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:34,159 In the meantime, what we know is, in the stadiums, it was cool. 118 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:35,719 And it's kind of a miracle. 119 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:36,879 Yes. 120 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:39,799 Perhaps we can say the Qataris, they... had something. 121 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,039 Right, OK. 122 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,199 Yeah, oil. 123 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,639 So, one of the things I sometimes say is that problems can be 124 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:45,919 solutions waiting to happen. 125 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,319 Really? Oh, my gosh. 126 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:48,919 What, you actually say that? Yes. I mean... 127 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:50,519 That's so beautiful. Jesus. 128 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:52,799 OK, so it feels like we're looking at a pretty big 129 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,359 solution here, right? 130 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,360 Well, exactly. Yeah, 100%. 131 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:06,279 Hey. 132 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:08,159 What? Oh, hey, yeah. Are you OK? 133 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:09,519 What? Yeah, no, cool, yeah. 134 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,799 So, I was just wondering if, like, there was a desk I should sit at? 135 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,679 OK. Yeah. 136 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,759 Wait, are you actually on the system yet? 137 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:16,999 Yeah, say again? 138 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,999 Erm, you're wearing a visitor's lanyard. 139 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,439 What? Yeah, I know, yeah. Crap. 140 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,999 OK. Uh, what is your last name? 141 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,919 Yeah, so I'm Will. I'm, like, Ian Fletcher's assistant. 142 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:28,759 OK, so, like, that's your first name. 143 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:30,679 Yeah. So, like, what's your last name? 144 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:32,879 Oh, yeah, cool, yeah. Humphries. OK. 145 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,359 Yeah, Humphries. Yeah, Humphries. 146 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:35,440 Cool. 147 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:39,599 OK, so you're not on the system. 148 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:40,840 OK. 149 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:45,039 OK, cool. Thanks. 150 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,399 Wait. Where are you going? 151 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:47,719 Yeah, I don't know, yeah. 152 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:49,279 You have to be on the system, right? 153 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:51,119 Like, you can't be a visitor forever. 154 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,439 OK. 155 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:55,119 OK, so do you have any photo ID with you? 156 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:56,279 Photo ID? 157 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:58,199 Yeah, like, erm, I don't know, like a... 158 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:00,000 Yeah, no worries. Yeah, cool. OK. 159 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,680 Oh, yeah, no, hang on a minute. 160 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:08,960 Yeah, no. Crap. 161 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,200 OK, cool. Here we go. 162 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:20,720 OK, so, that's me. 163 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:23,280 OK... 164 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:25,760 OK. 165 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:30,159 It's another sunny morning in Miami. 166 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:33,439 Ian Fletcher has been here for three weeks now, 167 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:35,880 and for the moment, he's still living in a hotel. 168 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:39,319 Good morning, Mr Fletcher. 169 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,119 Yes, hi. Morning. How are you today? 170 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:42,919 Yes, I'm fine. Yes, thanks. 171 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:44,479 Great. Just on my way out. 172 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:46,679 Right, so I wasn't sure if you got our message. 173 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:49,239 Yes, I did, yes, I'm afraid I didn't quite understand it. 174 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:51,119 Yes, so your card was declined 175 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,479 when we tried to raise payment for your breakfast today. 176 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:54,799 Right. 177 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,159 Yes, so... It was declined? 178 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:58,839 Right. I don't know if you have an alternative card you want to use. 179 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:00,239 Uh, yes. 180 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:02,519 Well, I mean, I've got my credit card, I suppose. 181 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:03,999 Great. That's perfect. 182 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,279 But, actually, though, I mean, I'm pretty sure 183 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:08,279 breakfast is included in my, you know, in the... 184 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:10,279 Right. Yeah, so... 185 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:12,239 OK, I don't know if you want to talk to someone about that. 186 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:13,799 Yes, I mean, I sort of am doing, aren't I? 187 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:14,840 Right. 188 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:17,839 Would you excuse me for just a second? 189 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:19,240 Yes, OK. 190 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:29,319 This morning, with breakfast theoretically behind him 191 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:32,199 and a busy day almost certainly in front of him, 192 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:35,440 he's ready to be somewhere other than where he is. 193 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:39,439 OK, so I think it would be an idea for you to talk to 194 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,199 someone about this. Right. 195 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:43,799 In the meantime, your credit card payment went through. 196 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:46,239 And what I can do for you is we can offer you 197 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:49,319 the South Beach Deli breakfast deal on a discretionary basis. 198 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:51,479 The South Beach Deli breakfast deal? 199 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:53,439 Right. That is something that we can do for you for now 200 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,519 until you're able to sort things out. 201 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:56,839 Right, OK. 202 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:58,999 It's actually quite nice. You know what? 203 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,119 Actually, I don't really have time for this at the moment. 204 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:02,759 OK, perfect. 205 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:04,479 Have a great day. You're all set. 206 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:05,920 Great. Thanks. 207 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:11,239 So, I'm walking along the street here in Miami. 208 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,639 Like, this literally could be anywhere, but it turns out 209 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:15,599 it is right here in Miami. Woo! 210 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:18,759 Meanwhile, social media thought leader Madison Flynn, 211 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:21,559 thread analyst Zach Linksfeld, 212 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:24,879 and sentiment curator Mia So, are in the social media space 213 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:28,559 assessing the early results of a serious brain dump they've had. 214 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:30,839 This is my buddy Lennon. Hey, Lennon! 215 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:32,439 Hey. Right. 216 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:34,679 And who's my bad sister? Mia! Say hi to the world, Mia! 217 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,319 Hey! OK, that's enough. 218 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:37,399 Right, right, right! 219 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:39,359 Welcome to The Far Corner. 220 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:41,519 Woo! Far! Corner! Far! Corner! 221 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:45,199 They've come up with the idea of launching their own channel, 222 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:48,679 in addition to 2026's official online presence, 223 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:52,319 aimed at connecting with a younger US social media audience 224 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:56,119 and driving them towards the idea of soccer as, like, a thing. 225 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,639 He's perfect. He's perfect. 226 00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:59,239 Hey, man. Hi. 227 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:00,839 Congratulations, you're on The Far Corner. 228 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:01,999 Excuse me? 229 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,599 So, we're asking people today what we want to know - 230 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:07,319 who is going to win the 2026 Soccer World BLEEP? 231 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:08,439 OK. 232 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:09,919 Right. Who's going to win it? 233 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:11,679 I don't know. Who is? 234 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:13,159 So, who's in it? 235 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,559 Whoa! Who's in it? 236 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:15,919 Yeah. No way! 237 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:17,359 Like, we don't know who's in it. No. 238 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:19,079 So, everybody's in it, right? 239 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,039 OK. Yeah, like, everybody. 240 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:22,439 OK, cool! 241 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:24,719 Like, you got literally 48 countries to choose from. 242 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,159 OK. 48. 243 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:27,759 Yeah, right, right, right. 244 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:29,439 I don't know. 245 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:30,879 Just pick anyone. 246 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:32,119 OK. Four. 247 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:33,719 Excuse me? 248 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:35,000 Yeah. Yeah, who's four? 249 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,239 So... Uh... 250 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:38,359 OK, seven. 251 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,960 23! Yeah, 23, yeah. 252 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,239 OK. Like, this is, like, a rough edit. Like, I'm still working on it. 253 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:44,439 Right. 254 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:46,159 Yeah, right, right, right. So, what do you think? 255 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,479 Like, honestly? Like, we could pick, like, a different track under it, 256 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,879 maybe some Rico Nasty. Yeah, right, right, right. OK, so... 257 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:52,839 Yeah, Rico Nasty. Yeah, cool. 258 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,000 Yeah. 259 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:58,319 OK, so this is not a YouTube channel, OK? 260 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,319 Like, I don't even want to watch that, and I just did. 261 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:01,800 Right. Right. 262 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,640 Will. Oh, hey, yeah. 263 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,119 Hey. I found you. Yeah. 264 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:21,399 I wondered where you were. Yeah, no, I'm here. 265 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:22,599 Yes. 266 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,879 Could I ask you to do something for me? Yeah, cool, yeah. 267 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,279 If you're not too busy at the moment. 268 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:27,719 Well, yeah, no worries, yeah, cool. 269 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:29,319 I'm about to go into a meeting in the meeting room. OK. 270 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,159 What I was thinking was, if you could wait a bit 271 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:33,399 and then bring me in a coffee in about ten minutes' time. 272 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,999 OK, cool. A coffee? 273 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,999 Yes. You know, from the machine. Cool. 274 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,119 Actually, no, five minutes, actually. OK. 275 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:41,119 That might be better. Yeah, it's better, yeah. 276 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,719 You know, maybe a couple of biscuits or something, you know? OK. 277 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,719 I mean, that would be great. OK, cool. 278 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,439 So, what, like, into the meeting? 279 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:48,599 Yes. 280 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:49,719 OK. 281 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:52,159 No, you don't have to say anything, you don't have to knock or anything. 282 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,479 You just bring it in, and then go out again, that's all. 283 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:55,920 Yeah. If that's OK? 284 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,400 OK, cool. 285 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:07,519 Right, OK, first of all, thanks to Emily for collating these. 286 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:08,959 Yeah. Exactly so. 287 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,159 Bravo, Emily. 288 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:12,519 And thanks to everybody for taking part. No, absolutely. 289 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:14,559 Some really interesting ideas here. Yep. 290 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:16,399 We can take them in any order. Absolutely. 291 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:17,719 Yeah, who the fuck put "hats"? 292 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,239 Meanwhile, in light of the United Nations Health Agency 293 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:24,479 report on global heating, which suggests that some 2026 venues 294 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:27,759 may now be officially too hot to safely exercise in, 295 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:31,359 Ian has invited members of the Strategic Operations Group, 296 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:34,479 or SOG, to let go with some ideas. 297 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,959 I mean, "shorter games" - if we start there, perhaps. 298 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,919 I mean, obviously that's a very simple idea. Yep. 299 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:41,239 I mean, so, Phil? 300 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:43,999 Yeah. So, from a player welfare point of view, I mean, 301 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,519 physiologically, once your core temperature has gone above 302 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:49,399 a certain level, it's game over, basically. What, so...? 303 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,599 Basically you're never going to cool down again. Right. 304 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,679 We're only just understanding what those kind of temperatures do 305 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,679 to an athlete's body. Yes. 306 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:57,719 Your electrolytes are totally out of whack, for a start. 307 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:58,799 Well, indeed. 308 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,799 So, then, in this scenario, then? 309 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:04,839 Right, so, in this scenario, like, if you shortened each half 310 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:07,999 by five minutes for every degree above 80 degrees... 311 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,839 OK. Yeah, erm... 312 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,359 Or, you know, or something. 313 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,879 This would be a way of reducing that risk. Right. 314 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:16,399 Five minutes for every degree above 80? 315 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,439 Obviously you'd have to work out a formula, obviously. 316 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:21,119 Yes. Yeah. Cos I was going to say a sunny day in Monterrey - 317 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,639 you're pretty much going to be back in the dressing room 318 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:24,999 as soon as you kicked off. 319 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,199 Right, OK. Monterrey. I was just... 320 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,919 Por que estamos hablando de Monterrey? 321 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,119 OK. What? 322 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,999 So, we are not moving the opening game to Canada, OK? 323 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,239 OK. This is not going to happen. 324 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:34,599 Sure. OK, fine. 325 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,599 OK, so that's a couple of ideas we've got through already, 326 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:37,999 so that's all good. 327 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,440 Yeah, 100%. 328 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:43,519 So, the idea here was that we put a vibe under the whole idea 329 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:44,879 of the World BLEEP, right? 330 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:46,239 Right. Right, a vibe. Right. 331 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,199 Right. So, how was that happening here? Right. 332 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,959 Right. But, like, that's because the people we actually met 333 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,239 didn't know shit about soccer, right? 334 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,079 Well, right, yeah? Right. Totally. 335 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,279 Back over in the social media space, 336 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:58,119 the team is still busy assessing their learnings. 337 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:00,319 It's starting to look as if they may have to think 338 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,279 laterally at the very least. 339 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,799 So, like, think what the whole Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce thing 340 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,319 did for the NFL. Right. 341 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,279 Like, Oh, my God, she shows up at the Super Bowl, 342 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,479 she's on screen for literally 30 seconds. Right. 343 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,199 Suddenly it's like the whole world is NFL crazy. 344 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:15,399 Right, so we need to, like, Taylor Swift 2026 here, right? 345 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,519 OK. Right. 346 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:19,479 They know that if the idea of putting a vibe 347 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:22,679 under the idea of the World BLEEP for a potentially huge, 348 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:25,279 untapped social media audience is to work, 349 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:27,359 they're going to have to figure out how to do it. 350 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:29,559 So, we get, like, Sabrina Carpenter to date, 351 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:30,919 like, Christian Pulisic. OK. 352 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,799 Or maybe, like, Tyler Adams? Yeah, Tyler Adams. 353 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,079 Like, I could totally see that. 354 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,679 OK, so first off, that's not going to happen. 355 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,879 Actually, Tyler Adams is dating Sarah Schmidt. Right. 356 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,479 Like, they have a two-year-old son together. 357 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,599 OK, so if he was dating, like, Sabrina Carpenter, 358 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,479 it's like, can you imagine? It's like, boom. 359 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,559 OK. So, this is not OK. 360 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:46,759 OK? 361 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,079 OK. This is not OK. 362 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,359 Sabrina Carpenter is not going to date Tyler Adams. 363 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:51,679 OK, sure. Right. 364 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:54,079 And the Taylor Swift thing? Right. That happened, right? 365 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,159 Like, it's over. Taylor Swift is 37, right? 366 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:57,679 Like, she's basically 40. Ew. 367 00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:59,879 This is about creating our own moment right here. Right. 368 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,079 And our audience is out there, right? Right. Totally. 369 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,039 They're out there, and they're totally into soccer. 370 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,359 They just don't know it yet. Yeah. Right, right, right. 371 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:09,359 So, these guys are young, right? They're elite athletes. 372 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:11,159 For the most part, they're not going to drop dead. 373 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,519 For the most part? 374 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:14,159 They know that, we know that, everybody knows that, 375 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:16,039 so we have them sign a waiver to that effect 376 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,399 before they get here. Right. 377 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,799 It is what it is, right? Excuse me? 378 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,719 Uh, well... It is what it is? 379 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:22,919 It's hot. What are you going to do? 380 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,239 It is not what it is. 381 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,519 It is NOT what it is? Yes. I mean, no. 382 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:29,079 What the fuck does that mean? Yes. Well, it's interesting, isn't it? 383 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,199 I mean, Sarah, from an environmental point of view... 384 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,639 Absolutely. KNOCK AT DOOR 385 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,439 Will, yes. Come in. 386 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,559 I mean, from an environmental point of view, Sarah. 387 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,559 Sure. I mean, I don't know if you want to take us through the... 388 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:39,879 Absolutely. 389 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,679 Back in the Strategic Operations Group, or SOG, 390 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:46,159 everyone is aware of the importance of coming up with a response 391 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:49,439 to the United Nations Health Agency report on global heating, 392 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:52,479 ideally before either the report itself is published 393 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,599 or the world heats up still further. 394 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,679 It's like, what are we saying here, right? 395 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,919 Our problem is the Earth is heating up, 396 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:01,759 and our solution is we have everyone sign a piece of paper 397 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,319 to say they're happy to die? 398 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,519 OK, no. Look... 399 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:05,879 This is not the story we are telling here. 400 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:07,519 Look, no-one's going to die here, right? 401 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:08,799 You say that. 402 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,159 Well, and also, I can say at this moment 403 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,679 in general terms for Zurich, 404 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:15,599 with this tournament, death is not a good place to be. 405 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,959 Right. Yes. 406 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,319 Absolutely. Right. So... Thanks, Will. 407 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:21,479 But gradually, as the meeting progresses, 408 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:24,319 they're managing to eliminate possible options one at a time. 409 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,119 So, I know no-one wants to hear this... 410 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:27,559 Wait, where did you get those? Yeah. 411 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,879 No. Say again? 412 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,879 The peanut butter candies - where did you get them? 413 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,999 Yeah, so I couldn't find any biscuits. 414 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,599 Right, uh... Biscuits? 415 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,279 Yeah, so these, I found them in a drawer. 416 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,319 Right. 417 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,279 Well, look, shall we...? So, that is not OK. 418 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:41,479 OK. Like, things are put in drawers for a reason, right? 419 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,119 Yeah, I know, yeah. Crap. Yeah. 420 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,040 Well, thanks, Will. Yeah. 421 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:49,839 DOOR SHUTS 422 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,959 OK, so I know no-one wants to hear this, 423 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,719 but someone has to be the unpopular one in the room, right? 424 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:55,839 Yeah, well... 425 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:58,679 From an environmental point of view, our only option here, 426 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,999 the only way we ever solve this is to cool the Earth down. 427 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,199 Right. 428 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,479 Yeah, erm... Truly. 429 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,839 And the sooner we all face up to this, the better for all of us. 430 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:09,039 I mean, I'm sure that's almost certainly true, Sarah. 431 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,199 I mean, of course it is. But I just wonder, you know, 432 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,999 as something to aim for in the next three months... 433 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,079 Right. 434 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,319 ...I just wonder if cooling the Earth down might be a bit... 435 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:17,719 This is our moment, right? 436 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,239 The fact is, we've got our work cut out installing simultaneous 437 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,479 flush urinals in the stadiums as it is. 438 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,479 So, this is not a joke. OK? LAPTOP KEYS CLACKS 439 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,319 No, no. Of course... I'm sorry. 440 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,800 No, do not delete that. 441 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,840 Do not delete it. 442 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,559 It's yet another sunny day in Miami, 443 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:56,559 and Ian Fletcher is arriving at 2026 Oversight HQ 444 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:58,720 for another Thursday morning. 445 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,639 But if elements of his new world are beginning to feel familiar, 446 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:07,840 there are still things he's gradually discovering about it. 447 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,639 OK, so this is it, right? This is it. 448 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:23,919 OK. Right, right, right. 449 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:25,279 I can't believe this is happening. 450 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:28,479 Meanwhile, across town, the social media team have come 451 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:31,919 to a location somewhere else in Miami in a state of excitement. 452 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,239 OK. OK, set. 453 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,559 What? Ready? Go. 454 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:35,799 OK. So... OK, action. 455 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,559 OK. So, I was going to say that, right? 456 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,159 OK, sure. Yeah, totally. OK. 457 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,759 Action. 458 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,000 It's going to be so cool. 459 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:45,399 So, hey. So we are here in Wynwood, Miami... 460 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,159 Woo! ...which is pretty cool. 461 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,879 But what's really cool is that in that building behind me, 462 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:53,119 like, literally somewhere inside that studio right now 463 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,879 is... Drum roll, please, Mia. 464 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,319 Drum roll? Right. 465 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,239 So, I can't do that. OK. 466 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,599 Inside that studio is Selena Gomez. 467 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:01,919 Woo! 468 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,239 That's right. 469 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:06,519 Thanks to a random post on Instagram, they've discovered 470 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:09,599 that actor, singer, icon, producer, game-changer 471 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:13,479 and social media phenomenon, Selena Gomez, is in Miami 472 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,639 for a photoshoot to accompany the release 473 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,199 of her new range of opinions. 474 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,279 In their search for a way to up-launch The Far Corner 475 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:23,399 on an unsuspecting social media world, this could just be 476 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,559 the opportunity they've been waiting for. 477 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,319 We're going to be asking her this question - 478 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,719 which current US soccer player would you most like to date? 479 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,839 Right. Like, that's what we want to know, right? 480 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,799 That's the question. Yes. 481 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:37,079 OK, so she's in there, like, she's got to come out, right? 482 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,759 Oh, hey, guys! Hey. 483 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,519 Hey, welcome to The Far Corner. 484 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,719 But getting one of the world's most influential icons 485 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:46,039 to appear and say something about soccer on a social media channel 486 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,319 that hasn't officially been launched yet 487 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:50,639 isn't quite as straightforward as it sounds. 488 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,879 You guys filming? OK, so... 489 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,119 There's no filming here, right. 490 00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,999 Right. OK, so this is not OK. OK? 491 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,199 Excuse me? 492 00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:00,119 We have a right to be here. Don't provoke him, ma'am, please. 493 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:01,759 What did you just say? 494 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:03,799 Erm... Did you just call me ma'am? 495 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,999 I'm asking you not to provoke my colleague. 496 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,479 OK, so we're shooting this, right? 497 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,959 Uh... We're shooting it! 498 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,839 So, actually, you know what? No. 499 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:13,199 Like, maybe this is not a great idea, right? 500 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,879 OK, cool. OK. OK. 501 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:17,399 OK, let's be calm here, friend. 502 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,279 So, I am not your friend. 503 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,759 Miss, please. Miss?! 504 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,879 OK, so you literally cannot do this. 505 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,479 OK? This is not OK. OK? 506 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,559 OK. I think they can. What? 507 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,039 Yeah, totally. 508 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,920 Yeah. Right, right, right. 509 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,559 Now, we are not saying that you cannot play football 510 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,159 in these cities in July. 511 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,759 Right. No. Yeah, right. 512 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,919 How you want to use this data is up to you. 513 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,959 And anyway, we don't have the power to do that. 514 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,759 No, but you strongly advise against it. 515 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,239 Yeah, we do. Yes, that's correct, 516 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:48,359 for the reasons that we talked about. Absolutely. Yeah, 100%. 517 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:49,399 Yeah, right. 518 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,519 Back over at Oversight HQ, 519 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,799 the United Nations Health Agency's executive director 520 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,519 of temperature, Professor Gisela Fuchs, 521 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:59,119 has joined the Strategic Operations Group from Geneva 522 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:02,519 to take them through some of the increasingly hot-button issues 523 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:05,839 in their forthcoming report on global heating and health. 524 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,879 Yes, and I think the question now is how best to use 525 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,799 the valuable data in the report to help and inform us in delivering 526 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,159 the best possible tournament going forward. 527 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,639 Absolutely. Yeah, right. 528 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:15,759 Sure. Yeah, nice one. 529 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,199 OK, so forgive me, Doctor, but... 530 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,079 Oh, so just to be clear with you, Nick, 531 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,359 I'm not actually a practising physician. 532 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,279 I am a professor of medical science. 533 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,279 OK, fine. Well, I'm not a doctor either, so I guess 534 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:27,279 that makes two of us. Mm, I guess so. 535 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,799 So, forgive me, Professor, and excuse my language here, 536 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,359 but speaking as a lawyer, once shit like this gets out there 537 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,399 in the public domain, like, what the fuck? 538 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,559 So, what I can say to you is that we feel it is our duty 539 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,279 to publish these findings. 540 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,879 Absolutely. No, of course. 541 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,159 Well, great. Good for you. 542 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,519 So, just out of interest, Professor... 543 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:44,759 Eric Van Dupuytrens here. 544 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:45,919 Yes. Hi. 545 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,079 By the way, this is such an important report. 546 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,519 Yes, thank you. 547 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,159 Yeah. So, am I right in thinking, with this kind of data, 548 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,599 there is usually a margin for error? Yes? 549 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,839 So, there's always a margin of error with all data. 550 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,399 Of course. Of course. Exactly so. 551 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,159 So, I was wondering, uh, 552 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:04,479 what would it look like if we were to move the red line up 553 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,119 by a degree or so? 554 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,119 What? Right, uh... 555 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:11,159 So, unfortunately, you cannot just move the safety line around. 556 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,679 Well, no. Exactly so. 557 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,039 That is not how this works. 558 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,199 Absolutely. 559 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,839 So, then this can be what we call a speculative question 560 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,839 in this moment? I'm sorry. 561 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,519 This is a... Wait a minute. 562 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,239 What is happening here? 563 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,999 Ah, yes. Interesting. 564 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,679 Actually, how are you doing that? 565 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,279 Well, exactly. So, Emily right here is kind of a... 566 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,119 No, no, no, but this is my screen. 567 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:31,719 I'M sharing it with YOU. 568 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,519 Of course. Of course. You can't do that. 569 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:34,759 He can't do that. 570 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,159 No-one is moving the red line. 571 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,639 Look, Eric, I think... What we see is that if we increase 572 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,119 the margin of error by just... 573 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,839 I will ask you to put the red line back exactly where it was, please. 574 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,439 Yes. Yes. Of course. 575 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,919 And leave it there. Right. Absolutely. 576 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,319 Yes. Emily. 577 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,959 So, whilst that's happening, shall we just use this moment 578 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,279 to take a break? 579 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,559 You know, just five minutes to stretch our legs and get some air? 580 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,319 Absolutely. Yeah. Nice one. 581 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,199 If that's OK with...? Oh. 582 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,359 Oh, no, I think she's gone. Right, OK. 583 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,279 Yeah, no, she has. Yes. 584 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:03,720 Yeah, no, 100%. 585 00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:09,559 Hi. Hi. 586 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:12,119 I might just pick up a quick coffee. Yeah. 587 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:13,879 Feels like it might come in handy somehow. 588 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,399 Yeah, nice one. Yeah, no, it's good in here, I like it. 589 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,719 Whilst the UN Health Agency's key data, 590 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,359 and Professor Fuchs, are being reset, 591 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:23,999 both Phil and Ian have come to the kitchen 592 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,759 to breathe for a moment and think about other things. 593 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,799 MACHINE WHIRS 594 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:32,039 I was going to ask you something, Phil, actually. 595 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,639 Sure. I mean, if you don't mind. 596 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:34,799 For sure. Yeah, no, go for it. 597 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,359 I was going to ask you about Bill Shepherd. 598 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:37,719 Oh, right. Yeah. 599 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:40,039 I mean, what happened to my predecessor's obviously 600 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,719 nothing to do with me, but I was just curious. 601 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,239 Yeah. 602 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:44,879 MACHINE FINISHES WHIRRING 603 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,239 Yeah. So... 604 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,319 No, the thing with Bill, he was a nice guy. 605 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,399 Right. 606 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,639 He was too nice - that was his problem. 607 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,279 I mean, it could have been an accident. 608 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:53,599 Right. 609 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,439 You know, I mean, yes, he used to spend quite a lot of time up there. 610 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,759 You know, phone calls, he'd take his coffee out there with him. 611 00:22:58,760 --> 00:22:59,839 Out where? 612 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:01,879 You not been up to the roof terrace yet? The roof terrace? 613 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,439 Yeah. No, I didn't know there was one. 614 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:04,999 No, you should go up there. It's nice. 615 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,919 You know, nice view, a bit of fresh air. Right. 616 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,039 No, it's great. 617 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,039 And as I say, it could have been an accident. 618 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,079 But saying that, for me, to be fair, 619 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,439 I mean, yes, he was a fit guy, but for me, 620 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,960 you'd have to be going some to clear that wall. 621 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,760 Right. 622 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,879 OK, so you drove this car into a ditch over many years, OK? 623 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,679 So, the way forward is for you to get out of the car. 624 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:32,359 The break in the meeting is a good opportunity 625 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:35,959 for people to catch up with things that might have got away from them, 626 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,999 as well as for leg-stretching and breathing. 627 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,519 No, I haven't finished yet. 628 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,879 Not to try to bribe our precious daughter, 629 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,879 a beautiful young woman 630 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,439 who is trying her best every single day, 631 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,799 and who I love more than anything else in this world, 632 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:51,759 because to try to turn her against me? 633 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,959 Because I will not have that. OK? I will not have that. 634 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,359 But it seems that, in one way or another, 635 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:59,079 this is a day on which people are feeling the heat. 636 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,719 Hi. Oh, hi, Ian! 637 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,799 It's nice up here. Right. 638 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,159 Good to get a bit of fresh air for five minutes. 639 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,719 Mm. Absolutely. 640 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,399 Right. Well... 641 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,319 That was a great idea of yours. 642 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,159 Oh, well, I don't know. But, you know, sometimes, 643 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,559 when you walk away from something 644 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:15,640 and then walk back towards it again, you know? 645 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:23,839 OK, well, uh, just to say this is none of my business, but... 646 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,879 PHONE BUZZES Oh... 647 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,039 No... 648 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,679 No. No, I knew this would happen. It's fine. 649 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,719 No, no, no, it's not. No, answer it, please. 650 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,479 It's just an estate agent. An estate agent? 651 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,799 I mean, a real estate agent. So, you got to answer it, right? 652 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,599 Well, no, no, no, I mean, it's... 653 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,999 PHONE STOPS VIBRATING Right. Good. 654 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,559 Really... truly, you did not have to do that. 655 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,519 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, it's just... 656 00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:45,759 I mean, I'm staying in a hotel at the moment, 657 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,839 which is fine, but I'm looking at apartments. 658 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,759 OK. Well, at least I think I am. 659 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,319 But after this experience, I'm not quite so sure. Right. 660 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:53,839 Real estate agents, right? 661 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,759 Yes. Well... Don't get me started. 662 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,839 Yes. Anyway, but in the grand scheme of things, you know... 663 00:24:58,840 --> 00:24:59,959 The grand scheme? 664 00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:02,479 You know, there are more important things. 665 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:04,280 Right. Yes. 666 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,319 So, the way you got to the temperatures 667 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:13,239 for each of the cities is the mean average between 668 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:14,759 the highest daily temperature 669 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,719 and lowest daily temperature in each case, right? 670 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,039 That is correct, yes. 671 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,399 Before too much longer, 672 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,039 the Strategic Operations Group meeting is back under way. 673 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:25,919 And in the break, VP Logistics and Execution Owen Mitchell 674 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,359 has got granular with some of the data 675 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,799 in the UNHA report on global heating. 676 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,439 So, in the real world, there's actually a range 677 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,519 of daily temperatures above and below that line 678 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,039 for each of the cities. 679 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,879 Exactly, yes. Right, so here's the thing. 680 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,799 I don't know, It's just an idea. 681 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,959 But how would you feel about representing that range 682 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,999 of real-world temperatures in your graphic here? 683 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,719 Uh, I'm sorry I don't, uh... 684 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,279 So, it would be the exact same data. 685 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,119 In fact, it'd be more data, actually. 686 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:55,879 You'd include the outlying highs and lows. 687 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,239 OK, so... 688 00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:01,599 But I guess what you would end up with is a zone instead of a line. 689 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,319 A zone? Oh, my God. 690 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,199 Right. I don't know, which might be... Yes. 691 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,279 Oh, my God, a zone. 692 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:07,519 Which, I don't know, might be helpful. 693 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:08,719 So you mean, in effect...? 694 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,919 No, no, it's happening again. 695 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:14,679 Like it or not, it looks as if the kind of big solution 696 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,639 that had seemed impossible only an hour ago 697 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,639 might now be literally staring them in the face. 698 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,439 Instead of it being above the safety line, 699 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:24,159 it would end up being in, as it were, 700 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,159 in the safety zone instead. 701 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,239 Right. 702 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:28,519 No, you cannot do this. 703 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:29,639 Why not? 704 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,559 This is my screen, it is my line, it is my data. 705 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,959 Ian's challenge now is to pull things together 706 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,919 and reset the debate in a way that keeps everybody onside, 707 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,319 regardless of which side they're on. 708 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,719 I mean, just to underline the scale of ambition here, 709 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,879 is there a version of this, if we could find a way 710 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,759 of framing this so that you and your team were happy, Professor Fuchs? 711 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,679 So, first of all, and to repeat, it is not my job 712 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,079 to be happy or excited. No, well... 713 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,879 Great. So you pretty much nailed that. 714 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,079 But is there a version of this, in which we as BLEEP, 715 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:01,359 come together with the UNHA at a critical moment for the planet? 716 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:02,679 Oh, my gosh. 717 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,759 Working together to raise awareness of the connection 718 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:07,079 between a warming environment and global health. 719 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:08,399 Ian, that's so great. 720 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,119 Using the power of soccer as the driver 721 00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:11,999 and an event on the scale of 2026 722 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,319 as the moment to finally reset the narrative around this whole thing. 723 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:16,639 Exactly. 724 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,359 This is what I am saying. What? 725 00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:20,239 I mean, it feels like there's a real opportunity 726 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,319 available to us here, if we can just somehow seize it. 727 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:23,999 Yeah, and if that doesn't work... 728 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,200 ...hats. 729 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,519 Eventually, in one way or another, 730 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,479 it's the end of another day. 731 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:38,999 Hi. Yes, hi. Yes. 732 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,359 That was such a great meeting. 733 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:41,439 Yes. 734 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:42,879 I will say, I'll be honest with you, 735 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,559 I was not comfortable with the way things were going. 736 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:45,799 Well, no. 737 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,079 But that is such a terrific place to get to in the end. 738 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,519 Well, yes. Let's hope. 739 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,639 It's been quite a day, right? Yes, right. 740 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,319 So, I was thinking about your search for an apartment. 741 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:55,519 Oh, right. Were you? 742 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,999 Right. I'm not sure if this would be of any interest to you, 743 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,039 but I had an idea kind of out of nowhere. 744 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,919 OK? So it's a long story, but I know of somewhere. 745 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:04,119 Right. 746 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,719 Like I say, I don't know what you're looking for. 747 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,079 Well, me neither, really. 748 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,599 But I will say it's a nice place and a great location. 749 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,439 I mean, it's none of my business, but, erm, 750 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,599 when you say you know of somewhere...? 751 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,719 Like I say, it's a long story. Yes. 752 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,079 But it's there anyway. 753 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,799 I thought I'd mention it. Right. 754 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,359 And by coincidence, it looks as if there could be 755 00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:24,239 an apartment somewhere in Sarah's life that might just 756 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,719 fit perfectly in Ian's. 757 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,519 OK, well, thanks. That's... I mean... 758 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,999 Sure. I'll think about it. 759 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,679 I must say, the "no real estate agent part" sounds appealing. 760 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,479 Right. Right? Yes. 761 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,679 Who knows - in the grand scheme of things, 762 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,319 it could work out for everybody, right? 763 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:38,360 Yes. 764 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:40,480 Yes.